The Hidden Valley Incident

Sunday, June 1, 2008 |

So here's the story since Alison and my sis have not yet stolen the blogworthy event.

The Setting: Opening of Sunday School Lesson

Candice Meldrum(teacher):In the gospel there are a lot of words it is hard to describe. What are some words we use in the church that are confusing for people outside the church? ( I am paraphrasing)

Answer 1: Ward

Answer 2: Stake

Me: Ranch Dressing, I am telling you, it is SOOO hard to describe to someone who has never had it.

Everyone in class: weird looks in my direction

My sister(whispering): Erica stop now- that is NOT what she was asking!!!!

Aibi: so is it Tuna or Chicken Jessica?

And Scene.




Here is what I heard :

Candice: There are some things that are hard to describe in the church- what are some things that are hard to describe?

( I immediately think of the famous how do you describe the spirit? It's like Salt analogy)

Answer 1: (I didn't hear it)

Answer 2: Steak

Me: Ranch Dressing

(And yes, I WAS wearing Jessica Simpson Shoes. Aibi is psychic and very flattering too. Flatter Flatter. )

3 comments:

Alison said...

I would just like to say: hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, that was classic! A true blonde moment. I was just happy to be there to witness it. Greatness. :)

ukyankoz said...

I found your blog through a friend's blog (who found my blog through a cousin's blog - isn't it great how we're all connected?) and this entry is just hilarious! I love it!!
(Annike)

JaneHeiress said...

My biggest laugh of the day--thank you! Erica, you have a way with words.