Ok friends. On one of those dumb ads on facebook they managed to suck me in to a contest to write the best story in six words. How F*U*N is that?!!! But you had to create a membership to their website blah blah blah. Not gonna happen.
So let's bring it on right here right now. A writing contest. But in 7 words cause that is my lucky number.
Your best story or funny poem in 7 words.
For example:
Men, Chocolate:Love one, lose the other.
Green Frog + Pink Pig/amber waves=LOVE
Erica says "This calls for Lady Gloves!"
Let the madness begin.....
Bad Writing Challenge!!!
Saturday, September 20, 2008 Posted by Erica at 3:26 PM | Labels: CONTESTS, Funny
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She looked behind her & lo, twas toiletpaper!
(Like how I made the last two words into one word to try and meet the 7 word limit? I do not count the "and" sign and neither should you.) :)
Purple pretzels pack punches of pig poop.
I just wanted to alliterate. Is that OK?
Do not shop at JC Penny's...ever!
(JC is one word...well, to me it counts as one word)
Oh! Here's another:
Edward Cullen or Jack Force? Edward Cullen!
The end.
A collection of short stories that may or may not describe my fantasy life:
Robert Downey Jr came to her door...
She quit her job and became happy.
Jessica Simpson disappeared from the planet.
Saks Fifth Avenue had a huge sale.
Everyone bought her best selling "Anticool" novel.
She woke up one morning with abs.
..."You know we need this money.."
YAY- my internet is finally back!
WE- I have more of a problem with pig poop than alliteration. Eww.
GB- For realz I might not recognize myself with abs. True story.
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